Chicks and Jordan Kicks

We love ladies who rock Jordans!!...Too obvious that dude wrote this post huh? Doesn't matter, just check the ladies out in their J's.

Va$htie Kola in her own Jordan II's

Teyana Taylor in Carmine Jordan VI's

Tracee Ellis Ross in Jordan V's


Ciara in Jordan IX's

Reed Between The Lines

First of all, I’d like to say: I really don’t like Joan for Theo. But on the other hand, she finally got married - even if it wasn’t to Shawn. Now let me stop comparing my favourite series with real life. Tracee Ellis Ross and Malcolm Jamal Warner star in Reed Between The Lines – which premieres on BET in South Africa on 15 November but you can catch a preview of the series on 25 October just before the repeat of the BET Hip Hop Awards. In this series, the pair are married. She’s a psychiatrist and he’s an English professor. Mmmkay. They’ve got three kids and meddling co-workers. I, for one, am always tickled when Tracee is on screen. So I’m very excited to see how this new show pans out. And if it’s a choice between her being all hugged up with Theo Huxtable or Akon’s little brother, I choose Shawn. Nevermind me.

T.O.G PSA

Remember that episode of Girlfriends when Joan asked her then boyfriend, Ellis, what number she rates as on a scale of 1 to 10 on the beatometer (my version of a beauty barometer) and Ellis’ answer was a FIVE AND A HALF? If you’re wondering where the half comes from it’s because of her booty. You know Tracee Ellis Ross has a badonkadonkdonk of note. Anyway, Joan doesn’t really get over it for like a whole episode. So, in short, ladies, if you feel like asking your man how beautiful you are – especially in comparison to the world’s standard of beauty where the likes of Halle and Beyonce are at pole position – then here’s a word of advice: DON’T DO IT.

You can send theblagg what you would have spent on years of therapist bills had you asked your boo right now.