Remember that episode of Girlfriends when Joan asked her then boyfriend, Ellis, what number she rates as on a scale of 1 to 10 on the beatometer (my version of a beauty barometer) and Ellis’ answer was a FIVE AND A HALF? If you’re wondering where the half comes from it’s because of her booty. You know Tracee Ellis Ross has a badonkadonkdonk of note. Anyway, Joan doesn’t really get over it for like a whole episode. So, in short, ladies, if you feel like asking your man how beautiful you are – especially in comparison to the world’s standard of beauty where the likes of Halle and Beyonce are at pole position – then here’s a word of advice: DON’T DO IT.
You can send theblagg what you would have spent on years of therapist bills had you asked your boo right now.
